Showing posts with label emotions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label emotions. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Science that could be mistaken for an Onion headline

Looks like the folks at Live Science beat the Onion to it.








Well known for faux headlines that state the obvious, the way Live Science's summarize the findings from a recent study comes very close:

Emotional wiring Different in Women and Men.

We at OFD agree that there is something of the absurdly obvious to this statement. Well, when science can't tell us what we know already, at least it can tell us why. Clusters of neurons processing experiences hook up to contrasting brain functions in men and women.

With men the cluster "talks with" brain regions that help them respond to sensors for what's going on outside the body, such as the visual cortex and an area that coordinates motor actions. This skill comes in handy, especially in many of today's dense urban settlements, where parking in a tight spot can be a challenge.

With women the cluster communicates with brain regions that help them respond to sensors inside the body, such as the insular cortex and hypothalamus. These areas tune in to and regulate women's hormones, heart rate, blood pressure, digestion and respiration. Their connection to these vital bodily functions over the course of a lifetime might have a hand in why they live longer than men.

"Throughout evolution, women have had to deal with a number of internal stressors, such as childbirth, that men haven't had to experience," said study co-author Larry Cahill of the University of California Irvine. "What is fascinating about this is the brain seems to have evolved to be in tune with those different stressors."

Next time we're inclined to be frustrated by an emotional display of a spouse, partner of friend, it would be good to consider that perhaps it really might be something out of their control, shaped not only by biology but millennia of evolutionary adaptation and interaction with our environment, more cultural and social than perhaps physical in this instance.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Men's Top 5 list - things they can't live without. Part II

Polled randomly from the Personal Pages of The Onion, here they are in descending order of category frequency (though not of individual elements within them):

* Possessions
ipod
books
spell checker
a good newsstand
a bottle of scotch
dark chocolate
my roadbike
my telemark skis
my passports
Pancakes
coffee
art
my skillet
more pancakes
water
coffee
food and wine
passport
CD
Furniture
Swash 600
Black t-shirts (long sleeve), and black t-shirts (short
Sleeve)
Beef
the obligatory I pod
a nice cup of coffee
My music collection
Thai
a toothbrush
food
coffee
computer
music
motorcycle
the sound and the fury by faulkner
invisible monsters by palahniuk
anything by amy hempel
kafka's diaries
Books
dogs
music
my Yankees cap
coffee
Snickers
New York Times
Passports (US & Italy so far!)
Motorcycle (K1200S)
Sangiovese (the '99 Paleo is drinking quite well!)
Sig (226S)
a Loaf of Bread
A Flask of Wine
a Book of Verse
nikon
moleskine
notebook
organic peanut butter
1961 Fender Telecaster Guitar
Coffee
books
showers.
a filter to cope with the large volume of mail I get from this website!
powerbook
books
iPod, Thai food
my bikes and clipless pedals
the iPod
a camera
A comfortable bed
REALLY cold water
Tivo
A computer
My meditation cushion


* Relationships
family, friends
friends
My pup (la bella Coco, the unlikely Pomeranian)
my cats
My Family My Friends
A girlfriend who is also a best friend, close friends
Friends
My friends and family


* Emotions and human characteristics
Peace
Love
talk
my goofy imagination
Privacy



* Experiences and sensations
a feeling of achievement after a day's work
intelligent banter
A good laugh


*Places
fresh food markets
San Francisco
the Fillmore
Golden Gate Park
the ocean
a decent kitchen with a stocked larder
kitchen
beneath the Bough


*Activities
yoga
kissing,
An Afternoon nap
playing with my 'monkey'



*Existence basics: none

Special mention to the individual whose collection of five things was positively hillarious:

"Pancakes, coffee, art, my skillet, more pancakes"

What's up with the art amidst the breakfast obsession??

Monday, April 2, 2007

Details of an indispensable life - women

So here are the specific details of the things women can't live without, in descending order of themed importance:

POSSESSIONS
*a/c powered vibrator
*espresso
*words
*a camera
*belvedere
*a passport
*internet access
*baking Soda Toothpaste (with peroxide).
*beat up computer
*wahl Precision clippers
*my antique clawfoot bathtub
*morning coffee
*coffee and NPR in the morning
*my bookshelf full of my favorite books
*music from my iPod
*coffee
*apples
*socks
*books
*music
*The technological package..mac, ipod, dig cam, cell,
*calculator
*red Hermes address book
*iBook
*laser printer with lots of paper in it
*my own money
*good clean coffee
*dictionary
*music
*hot water bottle
*cowboy boots
*my macintosh
*paper towels
*other people's pens,
*stuff to read


RELATIONSHIPS

*confidentes
*My friends and family (not items, but definitely indispensible)
*my dog
*my horse
*Family and trustworthy friends
*Casper the friendly doggy
*my wiener dog, Linus
*loved ones


EMOTIONS AND CHARACTERISTICS
*a sense of humor
*other people with a sense of humor
*curiosity
*sense of humor
*freedom to share my mind and speak my feelings
*fun


EXPERIENCES AND SENSATIONS
*the feel of your legs brushing against mine in impossibly
*fresh, ridiculously soft, cotton sheets.
*weekend trips
*love
*Sunshine
*dreams


PLACES
*a place to lie nude in the sun
*destinationless days off with the top down


ACTIVITIES
*Yoga

As Monty Python would say: and there you have it. Next: a perspective on heterosexual men, the things they say they can't live without.